care to try some Old Sport, old sport?
OH MY GOD I JUST SPIT EVERYWHERE
(via berikyuu)
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
(via naotarou)
(via mr-taboo)
(via imaniface)
IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that
YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste
(via bondskizuna)
(via ruinedchildhood)
there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument
(via naotarou)
advantages of being risako
- looking in the mirror
- being perfect
- having an awesome singing voice
- being best friends with airi
- pretty hair
- having kyary fangirl about you
disadvantages of being risako
- no
(via xdrewdrawdrawn)
Here is the thing about equality…
(Source: gothamtakecontrol, via berikyuu)
| my english teacher: | your essay isn't very well put together |
|---|---|
| me: | my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations |
the principal at my school made an announcement yesterday that the girls need to start covering up and then i found this in the hallway
(via stophatingyourbody)
