Ask me Stuff!Tumblr (3.0; @stareclose)http://stareclose.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m72fcrDOPr1r68y2jo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50877745407http://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50877745407Sun, 19 May 2013 22:55:16 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://densityschild.tumblr.com/post/23154401564/theres-a-special-place-in-hell-for-people-that">densityschild</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument </p> </blockquote>http://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50877728613http://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50877728613Sun, 19 May 2013 22:55:03 -0400<p><a href="http://charlestheheartbreaker.tumblr.com/post/50798708114" class="tumblr_blog">charlestheheartbreaker</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>advantages of being risako</p> <ul><li>looking in the mirror</li> <li>being perfect</li> <li>having an awesome singing voice</li> <li>being best friends with airi</li> <li>pretty hair</li> <li>having kyary fangirl about you</li> </ul><p>disadvantages of being risako</p> <ul><li>no</li> </ul></blockquote>http://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50852952944http://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50852952944Sun, 19 May 2013 17:32:27 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://witchpop.tumblr.com/post/50613386913/why-do-u-only-have-1-wing">witchpop</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/008a45b6d6cdb87907cf24e7eca95901/tumblr_inline_mmx1tydZfu1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>why do u only have 1 wing</p> </blockquote>http://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50852736241http://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50852736241Sun, 19 May 2013 17:29:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b34872b28cda5458c640a3f0020123e5/tumblr_mn0v30CIVp1qjo6alo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://2treehill.tumblr.com/post/50775557740/i-cant-breathe-icarly-ended-like-6-months-ago-who">2treehill</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i cant breathe icarly ended like 6 months ago who wouldnt remember </p> </blockquote>http://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50852724861http://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50852724861Sun, 19 May 2013 17:29:42 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d1a2090869eebd458f42ab5b9301905b/tumblr_mihyc8lPWd1qedmhoo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ac6a0cb688c683d51a9d1e3372ddd8a9/tumblr_mihyc8lPWd1qedmhoo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b9c1401d28c84ebe65de0ccb5b2b3e7f/tumblr_mihyc8lPWd1qedmhoo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/14e96e83fcf0e98f67c88f273975bab3/tumblr_mihyc8lPWd1qedmhoo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3383524355d3359fe1d1601a223b2dbf/tumblr_mihyc8lPWd1qedmhoo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d2d3c364cf9a948a4b3a4e1226d604a3/tumblr_mihyc8lPWd1qedmhoo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em><strong>Here is the thing about equality…</strong></em></p> </blockquote>http://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50852560813http://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50852560813Sun, 19 May 2013 17:27:43 -0400my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together<br /> me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellationshttp://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50852550813http://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50852550813Sun, 19 May 2013 17:27:36 -0400<p><a href="http://poopflow.tumblr.com/post/50575557527" class="tumblr_blog">poopflow</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>ah yes i have finally found it</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/5206bc5c1520291890f5f6434461725f/tumblr_inline_mmw8i0YUgi1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><em>the g spot</em></p></blockquote>http://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50851765327http://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50851765327Sun, 19 May 2013 17:18:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b84536367bc6b76f4d564396288b5f4b/tumblr_mmhsup2im51qgt7z9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://flozac.tumblr.com/post/49946850571/the-principal-at-my-school-made-an-announcement">flozac</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the principal at my school made an announcement yesterday that the girls need to start covering up and then i found this in the hallway</p> </blockquote>http://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50851225571http://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50851225571Sun, 19 May 2013 17:11:22 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gothlolita.tumblr.com/post/50491591837/im-sorry-but-you-two-cant-get-the-marriage-the">gothlolita</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names</p> </blockquote>http://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50782115024http://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50782115024Sat, 18 May 2013 23:10:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md4v1jAF7a1ry05vdo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckonthis.tumblr.com/post/50706642759/this-is-so-true-d" class="tumblr_blog">fuckonthis</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This is so true:D</p></blockquote>http://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50732864379http://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50732864379Sat, 18 May 2013 11:19:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/74bc82f02b46710296d0cdaa597852b2/tumblr_mmzdpkenzp1rup29vo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://teerofinale.tumblr.com/post/50711531714/juice-juice">teerofinale</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Juice=Juice</p> </blockquote>http://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50722842424http://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50722842424Sat, 18 May 2013 08:09:36 -0400<p>When are they coming back :(</p>http://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50687046059http://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50687046059Fri, 17 May 2013 19:54:33 -0400berryz koubou<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/04bb0a516b8289ad8303423d1a3e5045/tumblr_mmvn4qcxG01rf4tb7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stfuprolifers.tumblr.com/post/50574728576/kor71-if-you-think-abortions-ok-remember-what">stfuprolifers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kor71.tumblr.com/post/50560696020/if-you-think-abortions-ok-remember-what-horton">kor71</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>If you think abortions ok, remember what Horton says.</p> </blockquote> <p>Awkward. Dr. Seuss and his wife were really liberal and pro-choice. They’ve even threatened to sue pro-life organizations for using this quote the wrong way (the way you’re doing it actually). I guess you didn’t already know that Horton Hears a Who is about the American occupation of Japan post-WWII. He even dedicated it to his dear Japanese friend.</p> <p>Mrs. Geisel (Mrs. Seuss) continued donating to Planned Parenthood and advocating for reproductive health and rights after her husband died.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/33102f3a477a55a1f694c991009392f5/tumblr_mmcw8mofwG1r5xzspo1_400.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50669399080http://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50669399080Fri, 17 May 2013 15:39:27 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/16e78a10a0ffcf507b2c6af83dca04ab/tumblr_mmww6zIREk1r22i80o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50669090442http://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50669090442Fri, 17 May 2013 15:34:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/313e115cbe5ab746724e3bda4bbf8e00/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cd44e2db0324e64cb16cb5ea8a0b4aa2/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cc3cc7f007f737bc7b2fc7c13e0af9f3/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/847773f779376eedd2ab362ff5d50bdf/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3f90f7a814e5b492de0b8a1908558ac1/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bd0b6e6e043f8883de315be3503d6129/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b9d5463a43c833c7cce5bd2450e078ad/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ef9b35eab3d7a244c7d88522bd021e41/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/467aa4c8d140722d793678b9e4f2f836/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bd977931ca0312044d7f66cb0f6b043e/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tyleroakley.tumblr.com/post/50654220574/buzzfeed-george-takei-responds-to-traditional">tyleroakley</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://buzzfeed.tumblr.com/post/50653946815/george-takei-responds-to-traditional-marriage">buzzfeed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans. </p> </blockquote> <p>George Takei is flawfree.</p> </blockquote>http://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50667043689http://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50667043689Fri, 17 May 2013 15:01:13 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zackisontumblr.tumblr.com/post/34265787830">zackisontumblr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>if you’re feeling down i can feel you up</p> </blockquote>http://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50569714664http://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50569714664Thu, 16 May 2013 06:59:28 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alcoholdrinker.tumblr.com/post/50438646581/wow-i-cant-wait-to-email-all-the-gay-porn-on-my">alcoholdrinker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>wow i can’t wait to email all the gay porn on my dash to my family and friends</p> </blockquote>http://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50569414987http://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50569414987Thu, 16 May 2013 06:50:16 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://niallhortonhearsawho.tumblr.com/post/49888113064/a-girl-walks-into-a-classroom-wearing-a-spaghetti">niallhortonhearsawho</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt</p> </blockquote>http://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50552472620http://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50552472620Wed, 15 May 2013 23:28:15 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e03c1e6a293064b6bdfc11d7ea683209/tumblr_mmql9nt7eO1rq9l6wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50552228288http://stareclose.tumblr.com/post/50552228288Wed, 15 May 2013 23:24:46 -0400